（你好）
（一饮而尽）
（根据Wondery公司的播客 《WeCrashed》改编）
你好 祝平安 谢谢大家能来 Hello, and shalom, and thank you for coming.
如果你在看这段视频 你可能认识我是谁 If you're watching this, well, you probably know who I am.
给刚刚收看的朋友们介绍一下 我叫亚当诺伊曼 For those of you just tuning in, my name is Adam Neumann.
我有很多个身份 And I am many things.
移民 企业家 丈夫 父亲 颠覆者 特立独行的人 Immigrant, entrepreneur, husband, father, disrupter, maverick,
创造者和We公司创始人兼首席执行官 creator, and founder and CEO of The We Company,
本公司是全世界估值第三高的私有公司 the third most valuable private company in the world.
我可以从我的角度给大家讲讲 我们是如何走到今天的 I could give you my version of how we got here,
但那是过去的事了 but that is the past.
而我更感兴趣的是未来 And I am more interested in the future.
请跟我来 So come with me. Come with me.
We公司革命的时刻到了 It is time for the We revolution.
台词 Line.
（三周前）
这些是新的谈点 不要偏题 These are the new talking points. Stick to them.
挂掉电话 Hang up the phone.
除了新谈点 什么也别说 Don't say anything but new talking points.
挂掉电话 辛迪 Hang up the phone, Cindy!
-挂掉电话 -该死的 -Hang up the phone! -God dammit!
告诉他们我们稍后回电 不要评论 Just tell them we'll call them back later. Do not comment.
-什么 -《华尔街时报》 -What? -Wall Street Journal.
这是我们的S1招股书 我们很自豪 我得挂了 谢谢 It is our S-1. We're very proud of it. I have to go now. Thank you.
我是戴米安 This is Damian.
不 我对S1招股书没有评价 它本身写得很明白 No, I don't have a comment on the S-1. It speaks for itself.
天啊 给我纸巾 Oh, my God. Hand me napkins.
-麦片 什么麦片盒子 -嗨 -Cereal...What cereal box? -Hi.
-不 他不在 我们知道 -好 -No, he's not. We're aware. -Okay.
麦片盒子怎么了 What about a cereal box?
你们为什么来这里 Why are you here?
为了 To...To...
为了谈谈S1招股书的事 To talk about the S-1.
很完美吧 不是吗 It's perfect, is it not?
我们认为它很完美 I mean, we think it's perfect.
-是 我们爱死它了 -绝对的 所以 -Yeah. We love it. -Absolutely, so...
那他们都怎么说 So, what are they saying?
首先是亏损 There's the...the losses.
还有照片的事 And then there's the...the pictures.
-照片 -人们因为照片不爽 -Pictures? -People are upset about the pictures?
-照片令它栩栩如生 -我知道 -Pictures gave it life. -I know.
我知道 虽然很傻 但是 I know. It's silly, but it's...
有些人认为S1招股书 Some people think an...an S-1
从传统上来说不应该有插图 shouldn't traditionally have photo spreads...
-这正是配图的原因 -没错 -That's why it's in there. -Exactly!
所以我们才配图的 That's why we did it.
开始吧 Take it away.
房地产业目前正经历着 The real estate industry is currently experiencing...
房地产业目前正经历着 The real estate industry is currently experiencing a...
重大的改变 从 paradigm shift from a...
重大的改变 从 Paradigm shift from a...
该死的 Fuck!
各位 这是一份财务文件 没人会看的 Guys, it's a financial document that no one reads.
但人们一定会看《华尔街时报》 Well, they do read The Wall Street Journal,
而他们正要写一篇报道 and they're working on a story.
-什么意思 -什么报道 没什么可报道的 -What do you mean? -What story? There's no story.
有啊 深夜派对 龙舌兰酒 Yeah, I mean, late-night parties, tequila shots,
还有压成砖形的大麻装在麦片盒子里 and a brick of weed in a cereal box
-带上国际航班 -是立方体 -on an international flight. -It's a cube.
不是 是立方体 It was not...It was a cube.
我的老天 《华尔街时报》 Oh, my fucking God! The Wall Street Journal?
-好了 -我走了 -Okay, okay, okay, okay. -I'm out of here.
-你不能让他们发表那篇报道 -对 -You can't let them run that story. -Right.
不行 戴米安 你绝对不能让他们发表 No, Damian, you can't let them run that story!
抱歉 Sorry.
你们不能发这篇报道 You can't run the story.
因为这是不实报道 埃利奥特 Because it's a non-story, Eliot.
不 投资人没有对首次公开募股失去信心 No, investors are not losing confidence in the IPO.
投资人正在对首次公开募股失去信心 Investors are losing confidence in the IPO.
我们必须推迟 We need to postpone it.
不 No, no, no.
不 我们不能推迟 我们不推迟 杰米 No, no, we're not going to postpone. We're not postponing, Jamie.
如果不推迟 那我们必须降低估值 If we don't postpone, we have to lower the valuation.
降低多少 By how much?
降到二百亿左右 Closer to 20.
你想把估值降低二百七十亿美元 You want to lower the valuation by $27 billion?
杰米 你知道 什么会令投资人失去信心吗 Jamie, do you know what causes investors to lose confidence?
这个 这就会 That. That does.
现在独角兽日子不好过了 It's a tough time to be a unicorn.
外面的审查机制太多 There's a lot of scrutiny out there.
优步 来福车 Peloton Slack 这些公司在首次公开募股后均表现不佳 Uber, Lyft, Peloton, Slack, they're all underperforming post-IPO.
全部都是 All of them.
"独角兽群的狂奔"已经血流成河了 The "unicorn stampede." It has become a bloodbath.
（奥卡西奥科尔特斯女士）
所以为了说明这一点 我们上周刚刚看到 And so, to kind of illustrate this point, we recently saw, just last week
WeWork的一个问题 an issue with WeWork,
WeWork正从私有公司转型为上市公司 where WeWork was making this transition from the private markets,
这家公司正在为首次公开募股作准备 trying to get ready for an IPO to the public market,
他们以之前的估值 四百七十亿美元为基础筹集资金 and they had raised on a previous valuation of $47 billion.
却又突然决定"开个玩笑 我们的价值是两百亿" They just decided overnight, "Just kidding, we're worth 20 billion."
所以如果你曾向WeWork投资 And so, if you invested in WeWork,
认为它的估值是四百七十亿 thinking that it had a valuation of 47 billion...
你的时间到了 Your time has expired.
那你就被骗了 ...you're getting fleeced.
我给她的竞选捐过钱 I donated to her campaign.
让她去死吧 她是个该死的社会主义者 Fuck her. She's a fucking socialist.
她在歪曲私人市场 She is misrepresenting the private markets.
你面对的投资人都很老练啊 You're dealing with very sophisticated investors.
你能别给我发送每日媒体简报了吗 Could you stop sending me the daily press briefings?
它们 说的话都很难听 They're just...All of the mentions are bad,
而且我开始产生负面想法了 and I'm starting to let negative thoughts in and...
我们走吧 Let's go.
人们为何如此恨我们 Why do they hate us so much?
我们只是想拯救世界而已 All we wanted to do was save the world.
我们能行 戴米安 We got this. Damian!
我们能行 戴米安 没问题的 We got it. We got it, Damian! Got it.
后面的干扰很多啊 我认为我们应该冷静点 There's a lot of noise back there. I think we need to simmer it down.
心平气和 找到自己的位置 Calm it down. Find your spot.
-可互换的 互换 -好了 很好 -Fungible. Ible... -Okay. It's so good. It's so good.
-是吗 -这句台词很难 -Is it? -That is such a hard line.
商品和 你这里有点紧张 Commodities and... You're getting a little tight in here.
我们不如来 So why don't we just...
跟我说 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮 不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮 Say this with me. A proper pot of coffee in a proper coffee pot.
吃葡萄不赌 吃葡萄不吐葡 A proper cot of...A proper pot of coffee in a p...
-好吧 -吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮 -Yes. -A proper pot of coffee
不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮 in a proper coffee pot.
吃葡萄不赌葡萄鼻 不吃葡萄倒赌葡萄鼻 A proper coppet potty in a proper coppy pot.
-我好了 -好 很好 -I got it. -Okay. Great.
-吃葡萄不赌葡萄鼻 -埃丝特 -A proper copper potty...-Esther.
吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮 不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮 Proper pot of coffee in a proper coffee pot.
放轻松点 准备 Let it loose. And...
开拍 Action.
情况很糟糕 亚当 很糟 It's bad, Adam. It's bad.
（一周前）
不过是对一份愚蠢财务文件的 一点负面报道而已 It's a bit of bad press over a silly financial document.
很快就会过去 It will blow over.
听着 你的这个商业点子很惊人 Listen, you had a hell of an idea for a business,
你把它打造成了远远超出我预期的公司 you built it into something that far exceeded my wildest expectations,
现在你要把公司全部毁掉 就因为这出闹剧 and now you're gonna fuck it all up over all this nonsense?
布鲁斯 你说什么"闹剧" What are you talking about "nonsense," Bruce?
-闹剧 -接班人计划 -Nonsense? -The succession plan.
接班人计划怎么了 What about the succession plan?
丽贝卡可以选择你的接班人 Rebekah gets to choose your successor?
这个公司即将上市 不是君主政体 This is about to be a public company. Not a monarchy.
但它就是 它就是像君主政体 对 But it is. It is like a monarchy, okay.
我的家人是这个公司的道德指南针 My family is the moral compass of this company.
看见没 你可千万不能再说这种话了 See? You have to stop saying things like that.
我求你了 拜托 I am now begging you. Please, please.
我给你些别的内容如何 给我24小时 What if I give you something else? Give me 24 hours.
基准资本给WeWork投资了一千六百五十万 Benchmark invested 16.5 million in WeWork,
你们已经兑现了价值超过三亿的股份 and you've already cashed out over 300 million worth of shares.
你们的投资回报率是20倍 而且 You've made 20 times your investment, and, and,
你们会从首次公开募股中再赚十亿 you'll make another billion from the IPO.
所以别跟我说什么闹剧 布鲁斯 我的闹剧让你赚了一大笔钱 So don't talk to me about nonsense, Bruce. My nonsense has made you a fortune.
我们只是需要找机会和投资人沟通一下 We just need to get in front of the investors.
路演下周开始 The road show, it starts next week.
我们会给不能来现场见我的人 录制一条视频 And for the ones who can't meet me in person, we're making a video.
我们不惜重金从好莱坞请了摄制组 We're bringing in the crew from Hollywood. We've spared no expense.
相信我 我会呈献最佳表演的 And trust me when I say this, trust me, I will bring my A-game.
好吧 Okay.
好 Okay. Okay.
就是这一条了 This is it.
我不仅致力于打造一个优良的企业 I am committed to building not just a good business,
-还要打造一个伟大的公司 -怎么了 -but a great company. -What?
-我承诺 我决定 -他们发表了 -And I promise, in my decisions... -They're running it.
-无论怎样我都会为了 -该死 -...I will remain loyal to whatever is...-Shit.
再来一次 Again.
你能行的 You got it.
我不仅致力于打造一个优良的企业 还要打造一个伟大的公司 I am committed to building not just a good business, but a great company.
我承诺 And I promise
（华尔街时报）
我决定 无论怎样 that in my decisions, I will remain loyal
我都会为了更重要的"我们" 继续为长期的最佳利益努力 to whatever is best in the long term for the greater We.
（亚当诺伊曼创办了WeWork 他可能会毁了它）
我指的是我们的员工 会员 合作伙伴 Our employees, our members, our partners,
投资人 还有最重要的 我们的星球 our investors and, most importantly, our planet.
请跟我来 让我们共筑未来 So come with me, and let's build the future together.
好 Good.
-好 很好 -对 真的很好 -Good? Good? Great? -Yeah, great actually.
-很好 -有人说"很好" -Great. -I heard a "great."
-太棒了 -埃丝特 -That was great. -Esther?
-太棒了 你成功了 -有人说"很好" -It was great. You did it. You did it. -I heard a "great."
-你成功了 你表现出来了 -你还有任何疑虑吗 -You did it. You manifested it. -Did you have any doubt?
-没有 毫不怀疑 -对 你毫不怀疑 -No, didn't have any doubt. -No, no, you had no doubt.
-什么疑虑都没有 -好 -Nothing. -Okay.
你表现出来了 You manifested it.
戴米安 怎么样 Damian, how was it?
戴米安 我的公关导师 怎么样 好吗 Damian, my PR guru, how was it? Okay?
我觉得我们完了 I think we're finished.
-嘿 好 -好 -Hey, yes! -Okay.
-你要告诉他们吗 -当然不 -Are you gonna tell them? -Fuck no.
-谢谢大家 -你要去哪 -Thank you all... -Where are you going?
回去当时尚记者 Back to the style section.
（2019年9月18日 星期三）
（亚当诺伊曼创办了WeWork 他可能会毁了它）
他就是个笑话"诺伊曼著名的宣言包括 He's a goddamn punch line. "Neumann is known for making claims
（创始人现在可能是公司的最大累赘）
成为世界上第一个万亿富翁 such as becoming the world's first trillionaire,
成为世界总统以及长生不死" becoming president of the world, and living forever."
听起来像个疯子 Sounds like a maniac.
简直丢人 It's humiliating.
他绝对过不了这一关 He will never survive this.
过这一关 不 他已经死透了 Survive it? No, he's dead already.
不 我说的是我们 这让我们颜面尽失 No, I am talking about us. This is humiliating for us.
布鲁斯 他必须走人 开派对一直是他的工作特点 Bruce, he's gotta go. Partying has long been a feature of his work life...
疯子 ...maniac.
这人是神经病 The guy's a nut job...
赞同的人请说"是" All those in favor, please signify by saying, "Aye."
是 Aye.
给他办公室打电话 叫他过来 Call his office and get him down here.
是 我明白这是急事 Yes, I understand it's urgent.
早上好 Good morning!
好 Okay.
因为我们两周后要进行首次公开募股 'Cause we are going to IPO in two weeks.
亚当 首次公开募股 完全不在考虑范围之内 Adam, an IPO is out of the question.
我不接受这一点 I don't accept that.
-亚当 -我不接受 -Adam. -I don't accept it.
-而且 -亚当 -And furthermore... -Adam. Adam.
我不相信你对我有信心 ...I don't believe you have the faith in me...
亚当 Adam.
董事会今天早上投票了 The board voted this morning.
我们想要你出局 We want you out.
给律师打电话 Call the lawyers.
好 哪个 Yeah. Which one?
所有的 All of them.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
是这样 Well,
我不知道你是如何让投资人同意这个的 I have no idea how you got your investors to agree to this,
但你的"绝对投票权"股份 让你每股拥有20票 but your "supervoting" shares give you 20 votes on each share.
你基本上在任何公司事务中 都控制了65%的选票 You basically control 65% of the vote on any corporate matter.
所以你说得对 他们炒不了你 So you're right, they can't fire you.
-好 -很好 -Good. -Great.
现在我们把他们炒掉 Now we fire them.
哪几个 Which ones?
董事会上的每一个 Every single person on the board.
罗伯 不如你来回答这个问题吧 Robb, why don't you take this?
从法律上来说 是 你可以炒掉他们 Legally, yes, you could fire them.
但是你确实 需要一个董事会 But you do need a board of directors.
为什么 Why?
是州法规定的 It's required by state law.
问题是 The question is...
我们能不能改变法律 can we change the law?
那可能 要很久 That might take a while.
好吧 Okay...
我们可以任命任何人 来当董事会成员 对吗 We can appoint anyone we want to the board, correct?
我们喜欢的 信任的 我们能 Who we like, who we trust, who we can...
-我们感觉拥有正确能量的人 -对 -...we feel has the right energy. -Yes. Yes, yes.
珍 马修 Jen, Matthew?
伯蒂 菲尔 Birdie. Phil.
-不幸的是 -对 -Unfortunately... -Yes.
纽交所和纳斯达克交易所 要求这些人是独立的 ...the NYSE and NASDAQ exchanges require them to be independent.
从法律上讲 董事会的作用 是提供经验和建议 Legally, the board is meant to provide experience and advice.
天啊 God.
好 那这样吧 Okay, so what about
埃隆怎么样 Elon?
这个 Well...
埃隆 Elon.
埃隆是同辈人 对吗 所以他提供的建议你都已经知道了 Elon's a peer, right? So he can't tell you anything you don't already know.
-我认为 -确实 -I think...-True.
我觉得应该找沃伦或比尔 I think Warren. Or Bill.
奥巴马 Obama.
贝拉克很优秀 但他不是商人 Barack's great, but he's not a businessman.
如果你试图炒掉董事会 If you try to fire the board,
你将面临一场漫长的官司 you're looking at a lengthy legal fight.
基于你告诉我们的信息来看 你没有这么多时间 And based on what you've told us, that's time you don't have.
听着 你没有法律问题 Look, you don't have a legal problem.
你是有形象问题 You have an image problem.
市场需要一个稳定的掌舵人 The public markets want a steady hand at the wheel.
而不是摇滚明星 Not a rock star.
好吧 你在说庄重的事 Okay, you're talking about gravitas.
-没错 -好 -Exactly. -Okay.
向人们展示你可以管理一家上市公司 Show them that you can run a public company.
庄重 Gravitas. Gravitas.
完美 Perfect.
（打拼才会赢）
亚当在哪 Where's Adam?
我们的人开始焦躁不安了 The natives are getting restless.
兄弟 什么 现在没有人用这个说法了 Dude, what...Nobody uses that expression anymore.
我们得对他们说点什么 Well, we need to say something to them.
-我 -你是公司的联合创始人 -Me? -You're the co-founder of the company.
对 哥们 你能行的 Yeah, dude, you got this.
-你会讲得很好的 -他们很害怕 安抚一下 -You're gonna be great. -They're scared. Speak to that fear.
-好 -他们认识你 -Okay. -They know your face.
-利用身高 -告诉他们一切尽在掌控 -Use your height. -Tell them everything's cool.
-一切都会搞定的 -一切都好 -Everything's gonna be taken care of. -Everything's okay.
-放轻松 -放松 -Easy. -Loose. Loose, loose, loose.
没关系 It's okay.
各位 Everyone.
请注意 各位 Excuse me, everyone.
请注意 各位 Excuse me, everyone!
嘿 Hey...
请注意 各位 Excuse me, everyone.
拜托 各位 Please, guys.
各位 抱歉 Guys...Sorry.
嗨 各位 Hey...Hi, everyone.
星期一快乐 Happy Monday.
早上好 谢天谢地 今天周一 对吧 Good morning. TGIM, right?
亚当被炒了 Is Adam fired?
什么 没有 What? No.
一切尽在掌握 Everything...Everything's under control.
那首次公开募股呢 What about the IPO?
我们的股票期权会怎么样 What happens with our stock options?
我们要被炒掉吗 Are we getting fired?
不 目前谁都不会被炒掉 No, no one is getting fired yet.
-目前 -什么意思 -Yet? -What does that mean?
不 各位 听我说 嘿 各位 No. Guys, listen. Hey, hey, hey, everyone.
听着 我知道你们现在心存疑虑 需要一点保证来安心 Look, I know you're all looking for a little reassurance right now.
这也确实是你们应得的 所以 And you deserve that. So...
我可以说几件事 There's a few things I can say.
每一件 It's every...
每一件小事 Every little thing...
每一件小事都会好起来 Every little thing Is gonna be all right
我说了别担心 I said don't worry
什么都不必担心 About a thing
因为每一件小事都会好起来 'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right
说了别担心 Said don't worry...
谢天谢地 亚当来了 Oh, thank God. Adam's here.
各位 有请亚当 Adam, everyone.
同事们 Colleagues,
朋友们 家人们 friends and family.
现在是个关键时刻 This is a pivotal moment.
我非常自豪 非常感激 你们今天聚集在这里 And I am so proud, so very grateful to have you all gathered here today.
现在世上有很多噪声 There's a lot of noise out there.
有很多流言蜚语 A lot of gossip, a lot of talk.
关于我的 About me.
关于我们的 About us.
因为人们在害怕的时候就会这么做 Because that is what people do when they're afraid.
你们明白我们做出了什么成就吗 Do you understand what we have all done?
明白吗 我们 Do you understand? We...
我们惹毛他们了 We poked the bear.
我们惹毛他们了 We poked that bear.
我们颠覆了一个价值上万亿美元的产业 We disrupted a trillion-dollar industry.
我们将比以往任何时候都更强大 更无畏 And we will emerge stronger and more fearless and more revolutionary
更具有革命性 than ever before!
是的 Yes!
更专注 更坚定 More dedicated, and even more committed.
更坚定地去完成我们的使命 即提升全人类的意识 Committed to our mission to elevate the world's consciousness!
谢谢你 丽贝卡 Thank you, Rivka.
而我永远都会是WeWork的首席执行官 And I, I will never not be the CEO of WeWork!
是 Yeah...
-我说"我们" 你们说 -工作 -When I say "We," you say... -Work.
-我们 -工作 -We! -Work.
下台吧 Step down.
谁说的 Who said that?
是谁 Who was it?
胆大包天了啊 How dare you?
没事 It's okay. It's okay.
你失去了人心 You've lost them.
你的利益和你员工们的利益产生了分歧 Your interests and the interests of your employees have diverged.
不 我不信 我 他们只是害怕 No, I don't believe that. I-I just...They're...They're just scared.
不 他们是愤怒 No. They're angry.
他们花了两年 五年 甚至十年的时间 辛苦劳作 赚取极低的工资 They've spent two years, five years, a decade toiling away for low wages,
就为了这可能永远不会实现的IPO分红 for an IPO payday that now may never come.
-不 会实现的 -我是说 -No. It's coming. Coming. -I mean...
-他们会感觉自己被利用了 -会实现的 -They will feel used... -It's coming.
他们会把这些怪在你头上 ...and they will blame you.
你觉得《华尔街时报》 是从哪里得到的消息呢 Where do you think The Wall Street Journal got its information?
匿名的消息来源 The unnamed sources?
他们就在你眼前 There they are.
你现在处于战争状态 You're at war.
这场战争将会在多条战线开战 会议室里 媒体上 It'll be fought on multiple fronts. In the boardroom, in the press.
甚至还有你自己公司的大堂里 Even here in the halls of your own company.
谁也不要相信 Trust no one.
抱歉 这是在约翰格里森姆的小说中吗 Sorry, are we in a John Grisham novel?
你们花钱请我就是要我表现得戏剧化 这就叫危机公关 You're paying me to be dramatic. That's why it's called crisis PR.
你得明白 丽贝卡 You have to understand, Rebekah,
你和亚当都不是人 you and Adam, you are not people.
-我们不是人 -对 你们是产品 -We're not people? -No. You're products.
媒体把你们当成独角兽卖给了公众一次 The media sold you to the public once as unicorns,
现在他们会把你们当成恶人再卖一次 now they'll sell you again as villains.
好吧 显然我们得换个说法 Okay, so obviously we need to reframe it.
我们得掌控局势 不如你让我们上CNBC吧 We need to take control of it. So why don't you put us on CNBC?
-好主意 -不行 -Good idea. -No.
-我认为这 -不行 -I think it's the...-No, no.
他们会把这件事变成马戏团表演 我们还是别帮他们了吧 They're making this into a circus. Let's not help them.
躲在掩体里 Stay in the foxhole.
我再说一次 这是场战争 I'll say it again, we are at war.
这些就是你的步兵 And these are your foot soldiers.
敌人要小心了 因为这几位可都是高手 God help the enemy, 'cause they're a bunch of freaks.
他们貌不惊人 但只要我给他们吃点阿德拉 They don't look like much, but when I pump them full of Adderall
让他们放手去做 那就要小心了 and turn these sickos loose, watch out.
你们俩应该找人查一下 办公室里有没有窃听器 You should both have your offices swept for bugs.
窃听器 Bugs?
我们必须保持警惕 有条理 有策略 We must be vigilant. Methodical. Strategic.
不得发电邮 短信 No emails, no texts,
不得接打可能被窃听的电话 no phone calls that might be overheard.
不得犯错 明白吗 No false moves. Got it?
亚当 Adam?
你想要战争 我就打给你看 You want war? I'll give you war.
好 我打给你看 Okay. I'll give you war!
我们要上战场了 We're going to war!
上战场 明白吗 To war, you understand?
-菲尔 -是 -Phil. -Yeah?
-收起来 全部收起来 -好 我这就 -Pack it up. Pack it all up. -Okay. I'll go...
别忘记白板 明白吗 别忘了 Don't forget the whiteboard, understand? Don't forget it.
-好 -亚当 -Okay. -Adam. Adam!
快去 Go, go.
借过 用力推 菲尔 推 Coming through. Push, Phil, push.
-我在推 -用力推 -Pushing. -Push.
-让开 -亚当 -Out the way. -Adam. Adam.
这是私有财产 明白吗 This is proprietary, you understand?
-如果这些内容出现在任何地方 -赶绿灯吧 -If I see this anywhere, anywhere... -Let's catch the light.
我将不得不采取法律手段 明白吗 菲尔 ...I'll be forced to take legal action, you understand? Phil.
-给他拍张照片 留下他的信息 -等等 不行 滚 -Get his picture. Take his information. -Whoa, whoa...No, fuck off.
给他拍张照片 Get his picture.
-丽贝卡 把白板挡住 -我在努力推 -Rivka, cover the board, cover the board. -I'm just trying to move...
-把白板挡住 -我在挡白板了 -Cover the board. -I'm covering the board.
把它弄到房子里去 好吗 好 你扶稳了吗 Let's just get it to the house, okay? Okay. Do you have it?
-稳了 -我们扶着呢 -Yeah. -We got it, we got it.
-好 走着 -好 -Okay, here we go. -Okay.
好 Okay.
没事 It's okay...
请 不要把白板靠在墙上 Please, please don't lean the whiteboards against the wall.
大家请穿上鞋套 I'm gonna need to ask everyone to wear booties.
英格丽德 Ingrid? Ingrid.
我觉得可能要把孩子们送到汉普顿去 I think we might need to send the kids to the Hamptons.
好了 妈妈爱你 克劳迪娅 鞋套拿来了吗 All right, all right. Mommy loves you. Claudia, Claudia, did you get the booties?
喂 是 不 抱歉 我们不予置评 Hello? Yeah, no, I'm sorry, we just can't comment.
我查一下再给你答复 Let me look into that and circle back to you.
不 No, no, no.
-不要"答复" 明白吗 -这张沙发是手工亚麻布布艺的 -Not "circle back." You understand? -This couch is hand-loomed linen,
我们得先垫上毛巾 你们才能坐 so I'm gonna need to put towels under you.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-安吉拉 你能去拿毛巾吗 -喂 -Angela. Can you get the towels? -Hello?
不 我们现在对此不予置评 No, we're not commenting on that at this time.
不 不予置评 Nope, not commenting. No comment.
我现在不做评论 I'm not gonna comment at this time.
评论吧 拜托 评论吧 Comment. Please, please, comment.
评论 照做吧 评论 Comment. Comment. Just dig in. Comment.
这 就是战争 就这 This, thi...This is war. This?
我七岁的孩子接电话时说"不予置评" My seven-year-old could answer the phones and say, "no comment"
都比他有激情 with more enthusiasm than this.
拜托 Please!
亚当 放尊重点 我要去 Adam, be respectful. I'm s...I'm just gonna...
他们是行业翘楚 They're the best in the business.
翘楚 我得说 这一行的竞争一定不太激烈 The best...Well, must not be a very competitive industry, I have to say.
你可以一周后再试一次 You could try again in a week.
再说一次 不予置评 Again, no comment.
我真的没有 I really have no...
不好意思 Pardon me.
-不好意思 -我回头打给你 -Pardon me. Pardon. -Let me call you back.
-你叫什么名字 -克里斯 -What is your name? -Chris.
克里斯 不要再说"不予置评"了 明白 Chris, no more "no comment," you understand?
不要再说"不予置评"了 No more "no comment."
我付给你们一小时一百万或是什么价钱 I'm not paying you guys a million dollars an hour
不是让你们说"不予置评"的 or whatever it is for "no comment."
如果有人打电话来问龙舌兰的事 我要你反过来问他们 If someone calls and asks about tequila, I want you to ask them,
"你可曾参加过公司聚会 或是外出因公饮酒 "You ever go to an office party or go out for work drinks?
听说过三杯马提尼的午餐吗" Ever heard of a three-martini lunch?"
酒一直是商业中的一部分 明白吗 Booze has always been a part of business. You understand?
-你同意 谢谢 -亚当 -You agree. You agree. Thank you. -Adam.
非常感谢 不 Thank you very much. No.
-我们休息一下吧 亲爱的 我们 -稍等 -Let's take a break. Honey, let's...-One moment.
我只是表达一个观点 拜托 I'm just making a point. Making a point. Please.
如果他们碰巧提到 那个万亿富翁的事 对吧 And if they happen to mention the-the-the trillionaire crap, okay?
我要你们对他们说"不好意思 I want you to say to them, "Well, pardon me,
这有什么好奇怪的 but what is the headline here?
移民企业家敢于拥有远大梦想吗" Immigrant entrepreneur dares to dream too big?"
如果 他们敢提我老婆 And if...if they dare to mention my wife,
你们什么也别说 让我来接电话 you say nothing, and you put me on the phone.
-明白吗 让我来接 -亚当 没事的 -You understand? Put me on the phone. -Adam. It's fine.
我会好好评论一下 And then I'll give a comment.
你请我们来不是反击的 You're not paying us to fight back.
那我请你们来干什么 Then what am I paying you for?
-来避险 降温 -拜托 降 还有呢 -To deflect. To defuse. -Please, to...and?
-谢谢 -用无可奉告把他们累垮 -Thank you. -To grind them down with non-answers.
-让他们感到无聊 -好了 亚当 -To be boring. -It's okay, Adam.
他们绝对在这方面是行业翘楚 Well, they are definitely the best in the business at that.
-非常感谢 -你请我们来是化解危机的 -Thank you very much. -You are paying us to stop the bleeding.
-我们知道 谢谢 -让我们做好本职工作 -We know. Thank you. -So let us do our jobs.
你已经表明观点了 我们非常感谢 You have made your point. We are very grateful.
-你必须镇静下来 -不 是 -I need you to center yourself. -No. It's...
-不 你必须镇 亚当 -现在不行 不 -No. I need you to ce...Adam. -It's not the time. Not...
你不镇静的话就保护不了这个家 You cannot protect this family if you are not centered.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
现在吸气 Now breathe in.
呼气 And out.
体会情绪的上升 Feel it rise.
情绪从头顶慢慢飘出 Come out through the top of your head.
然后想象一盏金色的灯 And then imagine a golden light.
感觉好些了吗 Do you feel better?
好些吗 Yes?
好 看着我 Okay. Look at me.
胆小的人以恐惧为出发点 Small men proceed from fear.
我们不胆小 We are not small.
我要这些人 带着他们的负能量从我家里离开 I want these people and their negativity out of my home.
他们把我的地板都弄脏了 好吗 They are ruining my floors. All right?
去和布鲁斯谈 告诉他你能搞定此事 Talk to Bruce. Tell him you can fix this.
他想相信你 他一向相信 He wants to believe in you. He always has.
对了 Yes.
-好 -好 -Okay. -Okay.
-我去和布鲁斯谈 -对 好 -Talking to Bruce. -Yes. Good.
-我给布鲁斯打电话 -好 -Calling Bruce. -Okay.
谢谢你接听 Thank you for picking up.
我要去找你 I'm coming to see you.
现在 Now.
完美 保持这个语调 记住你的意图 Perfect. Keep that tone. Keep that intention.
你能表现出来的 You can manifest this.
布鲁斯 Bruce.
亚当 Adam.
马修 Matthew.
还有雅克布 And Jacob.
是他们联系我的 他们有几件事不吐不快 They reached out to me. They had a few things they wanted to get off their chest.
我明白了 那句话怎么说来着 I see, I see. What is the expression?
就像是树倒猢狲散 Like rats abandoning a sinking ship.
不幸的是 我们的树没倒 Unfortunately, our ship isn't sinking.
但知道都有谁是猢狲也不错 But it's good to know who the rats are.
我们只是想为公司谋求最大利益 Well, we just want what's best for the company.
公司的最大利益就是我当首席执行官 What is best for the company is me as CEO.
-亚当 我不 -过去一向如此 将来也不会变 -Adam, I don't...-Always has been, always will be.
拜托 你就打算听这两位大天才的话 Please, you're going to listen to these two geniuses?
一个打扮成美人鱼走来走去 One walks around like a mermaid
另一个把"老二"写在额头上 and the other has "cock" written on his forehead.
请让小朋友们回家吧 好让我们成年人能够进行对话 Please, let the children go home, and the adults can have a conversation.
-不 让他们走 -不是 亚当 -No, let them go. -No, Adam,
我觉得他们没有任何离开的理由 I really don't see any reason for them to leave.
行 那就学点东西吧 拿一支笔 做点笔记 Fine. Learn something. Grab a pen. Take some notes.
做点笔记 我要给你们上一课 Take some notes. I'm going to teach you something.
好了 Okay.
听我说 So listen to me.
我愿意做以下这些事来反驳世人的说法 This is what I'm willing to do to counter the ridiculous narrative out there.
首先 我要把投票权股份 从每股20票降低到每股10票 First, I'm reducing my voting control from 20 votes per share to 10.
其次 我要任命一名独立董事进入董事会 Second, I'm appointing a lead independent director to the board.
我以为你会喜欢这个呢 I thought you'd like that.
第三 丽贝卡不会再给我选接班人了 Third, Rebekah will no longer choose my successor.
最后一点 虽然董事会从未反对 And finally, finally, even though the board never objected
而且一切都是完全公开的 如你们所知 and everything was entirely aboveboard, as you know,
我会退还五百九十万美元 I'll be returning the 5.9 million
公司付给我购买We商标的钱 that the company paid me for the We trademark.
所以你看 我这是在让步 布鲁斯 So you can see I'm giving here, Bruce.
我在让步 并且在等待得到相应的回报 I'm giving. I'm giving, and I'm ready to receive.
你曾在我身上下注 You bet on me once.
再相信我一次吧 Believe in me again.
明白吗 相信我 You understand? Believe in me.
你有毒 You're toxic.
你把这个公司毁了 You killed the company.
你若不辞职 You don't resign,
我会把你的胳膊打断 I'll break your fucking arm.
布鲁斯 Bruce.
我知道 谢了 I know, I know. But thanks.
抱歉 我迟到了 先生们 Sorry I'm late, gentlemen.
看来你们已经开始了 I can see you've gotten started.
不 杰米 我全都按你说的做了 No, no...Jamie, I did everything you asked me to.
-全部 -我说的事你一件都没做到 -I did it all. -You did nothing I asked you.
你让我做的我都做了 I did everything you asked me to.
亚当 你当首席执行官 这个公司就不能上市 Adam, we cannot take the company public with you as CEO.
-没有人会买股票的 亚当 -不 -No one will buy the stock. Adam. -No, no.
布鲁斯 我 Bruce, I...
不 我永远都会是WeWork的首席执行官 No, no. I will never not be the CEO of WeWork.
好吧 Okay.
那我们就来看看未来吧 Let's look ahead, shall we?
好 看看未来 Please. To the future.
WeWork耗尽现金的时间 会比你想象得更早 然后倒闭 WeWork will run out of cash sooner than you can imagine and go bankrupt.
你的股票会变成废纸 Your shares will go zero.
你抵押个人股票贷款的三亿八千万美金 The $380 million of personal loans that you've taken out against those shares
将会被追缴 你就完蛋了 亚当 will be called in, and you will be ruined, Adam.
但是没错 你还是首席执行官 But, yeah, you'll still be CEO.
我们不是你的敌人 亚当 你自己才是 We are not your enemies, Adam. You are.
你是你自己的死敌 You are your own worst enemy.
该死 Shit.
怎么样 Well?
该死 Shit!
我被偷袭了 It was an ambush.
"匿名消息来源称 "Unnamed source says
布鲁斯邓利维威胁说 要打断亚当诺伊曼的胳膊 Bruce Dunlevie threatened to break Adam Neumann's arm
如果他不辞去首席执行官一职的话" if he doesn't step down as CEO."
BuzzFeed上刚刚发布的消息 Just posted on BuzzFeed.
我吩咐过你了 让你躲在掩体里 I told you to stay in the foxhole.
犹大 Judas!
都是犹大 Judas and Judas.
正义 我知道你那边很晚了 Masa, I know it's late there.
谢谢你接听 我长话短说 Thank you for picking up. I'll keep it brief.
-亚当 -你可能会损失几十亿 上百亿 -Adam. -You have billions at stake,
我是唯一能够保护你这笔投资的人 and I am the only one who can safeguard that investment.
你需要我当首席执行官 而且公司 必须进行首次公开募股 否则现金会耗尽 You need me as CEO, and the company must IPO or it'll run out of cash.
不会有首次公开募股了 There will be no IPO.
如果你强行去做 If you go forward with it,
你只会让你自己 公司和我难堪 you will embarrass yourself, the company and me.
辞职吧 Stand down.
正义 听我说 恕我直言 我不会辞职的 Masa, listen to me. With all due respect, I'm not going to stand down.
我不会让你继续下去 I will not let you proceed.
"不让我"是什么意思 What do you mean, "not let" me?
我不会让你胡闹了 I will not let you.
我会利用我的全部能力和资源 来阻止首次公开募股 I will use all my power, all my resources, to block the IPO,
你最后将一无所有 and you will be left with nothing.
但是没什么可担心的 亚当全都 But there's nothing to worry about. Adam's all...
你知道我不喜欢你这样说他 You know I don't like it when you talk about him like that.
对 我不喜欢 不 这样不行 No, I don't. No, it's not ok...
房子外面有个间谍 There is a spy outside the building!
间谍 A spy. A spy!
爸 我回头再打给你 Daddy, let me call you back.
孙正义和布鲁斯雇佣了间谍 Masa, Bruce, they've hired spies.
好了 亲爱的 Okay, honey.
房子外面没有间谍 There's just not spies outside the building.
-不 有个间谍在 -有可能 -No. There is a spy...-There could be.
-这 -对 -Ju...-Yes, yes, yes.
他看起来像前摩萨德情报局的 明白吗 He looked ex-Mossad, right?
为什么 Why?
-我们有麻烦了 -你为什么觉得他是间谍 -We're in trouble. -Why do you think he's a spy?
因为他站在房子外面 聚精会神 Because he's standing outside the building, very intently
偷听我的谈话 这是窃听 listening in my conversation, eavesdropping.
-他是留着花白胡子吗 -对 花白胡子 -Did he have a salt and pepper beard? -Yes, he had that salt.
眼睛看起来有点悲伤 下垂 And sort of, like, sad hound dog eyes?
-是 -好吧 亲爱的 -Yes. -Okay, my love.
那是菲什曼先生 住在4A单元的 That is Mr. Fishman, in 4A.
他每天都在户外抽难闻的雪茄烟 He smokes his horrible cigars outside every single day.
他在这栋楼里住了23年 He's lived in the building for 23 years.
他不是间谍 没事 He's not a spy. It's all right. It's all right.
这是你刚才打电话的样子吗 Was this the call you were on?
"四面楚歌的首席执行官 赤脚漫步在纽约街头 心烦意乱" "Embattled CEO wanders NYC streets barefoot, looking frantic."
这帖子一定会火 It's definitely going viral.
火 Viral?
HomeGardenGnome评论说 HomeGardenGnome commented,
"在纽约街头赤脚走路的人 "No one who walks around barefoot in New York
绝不应负责一个价值数十亿美元的公司" should be in charge of a multibillion-dollar company."
BirdieBoy说"不得皮癣才怪" BirdieBoy says, "Enjoy the ringworm."
够了 拜托 够了 Enough, please. Please. Enough.
有人把他的赤脚做成了表情包 人们用它来表示否定 Someone just made his bare feet an emoji. It's being used like a thumbs down.
Machosammy说"他以为自己是耶稣吗" Machosammy, "Does he think he's Jesus?"
Babygene7151说 Babygene7151,
"他在污垢和粪便上行走 "He's walking around in filth and excrement.
真是个彻头彻尾的疯" What a complete fucking nut..."
够了 Enough!
他从小在基布兹长大 他喜欢光脚走路 He grew up on a fucking kibbutz. He likes to walk around barefoot.
这有罪吗 Is that a fucking crime?
放手吧 Let it go.
首次公开募股 The IPO?
全部 All of it.
不 No.
你说这一切都是为了我 You said it was all for me?
是的 And it is.
我不需要这些 I don't need it.
为了我放手吧 为了我们 Let it go for me. For us.
-你知道我辞职会怎样 -我知道 -You know what happens if I step down. -I know.
但这个 But this...
只有这个才是重要的 This is all that matters.
你 我 孩子们 You, me, the kids.
我们可以去农场住 We can live on the farm.
我们可以回归自然 我们可以 We can be wild. We can
像从前那样对着月亮嚎叫 howl at the moon like the old days.
你愿意和我一起嚎叫吗 Will you howl with me?
钱不重要 Money doesn't matter.
说这话的都是从来不缺钱的人 The only people who say that are the ones who always had it.
也许钱太多了和完全没钱一样糟糕 And maybe having too much is just as bad as not having any at all.
相信我 亲爱的 Trust me, motek.
不是这样的 It's not.
米格米格斯 Miggy-Migs.
嗨 你怎么来了 Hey. What are you doing here?
圣保罗市 São Paulo?
不 是雷克雅未克 Nope. This is Reykjavík.
-在冰岛 -雷克雅未克 -In Iceland. -Reykjavik.
是 我们发现了一个旧鱼片仓库 Yeah, we found an old fish filet warehouse.
香鱼 Smelt.
-香鱼 -香鱼 -Smelt? -Smelt.
是一种小鱼 They're these little fish.
显然是一种很臭的鱼 Apparently, they reek.
我们花了四万五千用来熏蒸 We spent 45,000 fumigating.
给这鱼起名的人洋洋得意 Whoever smelt it dealt it.
闻鱼的人垂头丧气 Whoever dealt it, felt it.
听着 你令我无比沮丧 Listen. You frustrate me.
在这方面 我认识的人谁都比不上你 Like no one I've ever met.
-是 -你一向如此 -Yeah. -You always have.
但我还是爱你 But I love you.
你不应落得如此下场 You don't deserve this.
我也爱你 米格尔 I love you too, Miguel.
你打算怎么做 What are you going to do?
做正确的事 The right thing.
也该做对一次了 For once.
有动议吗 Is there a motion?
动议 So moved.
有人附议吗 Is there a second?
附议 Seconded.
有人动议 有人附议 Properly moved and seconded.
赞同免除亚当诺伊曼首席执行官一职的人 All those in favor of removing Adam Neumann as CEO,
请说"是" please signify by saying, "Aye."
是 Aye.
感谢各位收到临时通知 Thank you all for making yourselves available
还能抽时间过来 at such late notice.
我相信大家有问题要问 我很想回答 I'm sure you have questions, and I do want to answer them,
但如果可以的话 我想先说几句 but if it's all right, I would like to say something first.
当我带着WeGrow的六条基本原则 When I marched into our architect's office
走进我们建筑师的办公室时 with the six foundational principles of WeGrow,
我对他说"比亚克 我们要赶工期" I told him, "Bjarke, we've got a deadline."
因为 'Cause...
作为一名母亲 我知道 I knew, as a mom,
我有责任用从这个世上学到的一切 that it was my responsibility to use everything I have learned in this world
来重新定义幼儿教育 to reimagine early childhood education.
这不仅仅是为了我的孩子 Not just for my kids.
也是为了全体儿童 But for all children.
然而我当时不知道的是 What I didn't know was that...
这所学校会变成我的第六个孩子 this school would become my sixth child.
是我 My...
是仅次于家庭 最令我骄傲的成就 proudest achievement after my own family.
这就是令我心碎的原因 我不得不告诉大家 Which is why it breaks my heart to tell you
WeGrow将会在这个学年结束时关张 that WeGrow will be closing at the end of this school year.
各个学校明年的招生在几个月前就结束了 Schools locked next year's admissions months ago.
-我的孩子还拿着奖学金呢 -丽贝卡 怎么回事 -My child is on scholarship. -Rebekah, what's happening?
我理解你们的顾虑 我向大家承诺 I hear you, I hear you and I promise you,
你们的每一个孩子 each and every one of your children
都学会了韧性和适应的意义 has learned the meaning of resilience and adaptability.
你说什么屁话呢 What the fuck are you talking about?
韧性和适应能当学费吗 Resilience and adaptability won't pay for my kid's tuition.
好 Okay. Okay...
好 我们会 听着 我 So, okay, we'll...Loo...I...
-你们自己开办一所学校吧 -开什么玩笑 -Start your own school. -You can't be serious.
你去死吧 丽贝卡 Fuck you, Rebekah.
-就是 -不可能 -Yeah. -No way.
"虽然我们的业务空前繁荣 "While our business has never been stronger,
但最近几周针对我的审查 in recent weeks the scrutiny directed toward me
已经成了一种巨大的干扰" has become a significant distraction.
"我决定为了公司的最大利益 I have decided that it is in the best interest of the company to step down
辞去首席执行官一职" as chief executive."
-天啊 -真是个混蛋 -Jesus. -Fucking dick.
嗨 克洛伊 Hey, Chloe.
她把包卖给了一个上东区的女人 She sold that bag to a woman on the Upper East Side.
亏了五千美元 She lost $5,000.
什么 What?
是我叫她买的 I told her to get it.
嘿 贝亚在哪 我好久没见到她了 Hey, where's Bea? I haven't seen her in a while.
贝亚被哈佛商学院录取了 她辞职了 Bea got accepted to HBS. She peaced out.
贝亚考上了哈佛商学院 Bea got into Harvard Business School?
-是 -是 -Yeah. -Yeah.
她的入学论文写的是WeWork She wrote her admissions essay about WeWork
以及发展创业公司的误区 and how not to grow a start-up.
各位 同事们 Guys. Everyone.
他好像快开始了 I think he's about to start.
请大家聚过来好吗 Everyone, can you come, please?
刚刚离开电脑的同事们 请凑近一些 Guys from the computers, can you bring it around?
你要唱歌吗 Are you gonna sing?
不 我不唱歌 No, I'm not gonna sing.
我知道这段时间 I know that this has been a...
令人疑惑 充满压力 confusing and stressful time.
我也知道有很多传言和猜测 And I know there's been a lot of rumors and speculation.
关于公司发生的事 About what's happening.
所以我认为你们应该听听 我们公司未来会怎样 So, I thought you should hear about the future of our company.
也是你们的公司 Of your company...
让新首席执行官亲自告诉大家 directly from its new CEO.
-那么 -好吧 -So... -Okay.
-有请卡梅隆劳特纳 -什么 -Cameron Lautner. -What?
卡梅 So, Cam.
开玩笑吗 Is this a joke?
-拜托 -天啊 -Come on. -Whoa.
亚当诺伊曼 Adam Neumann.
差劲 Boo.
亚当诺伊曼 Adam Neumann.
他有很多称号 不是吗 He's been called lots of things, hasn't he?
他是梦想家吗 What is he, a visionary?
独角兽 特立独行的人 魔术师 Unicorn? Maverick? A magician?
像魔术师一样 他试图表演戏法 And like a magician, he's tried to perform a sleight of hand
给整个金融界看 over the entire financial world.
制造了一个假象 说你们都在参与一件更有意义的事 Crafted an illusion that you all were part of something bigger.
你们本来打算做什么 提示全人类的意识 What were you gonna do? Raise the world's consciousness?
解决全球粮食问题 照顾全世界的孤儿 Solve world hunger? Care for all the world's orphans?
不好意思 一个共享办公空间公司 Excuse me, how the fuck is a shared work space company
怎么做这些事 supposed to do any of that?
他骗了你们 没错 He deluded you. He did!
更糟糕的是 你们欺骗了自己 And what's worse is you deluded yourselves.
因为你们忘了每个小孩都懂的道理 Because you forgot what every child knows.
独角兽是不存在的 Unicorns don't exist.
不存在 很抱歉告诉大家这个坏消息 但这是事实 They don't. Sorry to be the bearer, but that's the truth.
无论我们有多希望它存在也没用 No matter how much we might want them to.
所以我认为我们也该开诚布公地面对了 So I think it's about time that we got really honest
我们到底在这里做什么 about what we actually do here.
我们不是来提升全人类的意识的 We're not here to raise the world's consciousness.
资本主义不是这样运作的 That's not how capitalism works.
我们是来为我们的投资者赚取价值的 We're here to earn value for our investors,
我们的方法是提供高质量的共享工作空间 and we're going to do that by providing high-quality shared work spaces
同时价格很有竞争力 at a competitive price.
你们的回报呢 公平合理的工资和真正的利润共享 And what are you going to get in return? A fair wage and real profit sharing.
亚当说"做你热爱的事" 是这么说的吗 Adam says, "Do what you love"? Is that right?
"做你热爱的事 钱会随之而来的" "Do what you love, the money, oh, it will follow."
什么屁话 What?
不 先生 不好意思 钱是辛勤工作赚来的 No, sir. Excuse me, it's hard work.
这才是真相 不是吗 是辛勤工作 That's the truth of it, isn't it? It's hard fucking work.
工作令人不爽 但这是你们必须做的 Work sucks and that's what you've got to do.
辛勤工作再加上一点运气 然后你们才能赚到钱 That, along with a little bit of luck, and then you'll make the moola.
我想看看都有谁支持我 So, I want to know who's with me.
有谁想抛开这些幼稚的 Who's ready to put down these childish fantasies
说什么拯救世界和独角兽的幻想 of saving the world and unicorns,
有谁想加入一个真正可持续发展的公司 and who wants to be part of a real, sustainable company,
这个公司的未来是你们真正可以相信的 with a future that you can really believe in?
-有谁准备好了吗 让我听听看 -好 -Who's ready? Let me hear you. -Yeah.
听着 现在公司由成年人负责了 Look, there's an adult in charge now.
我向你们保证 And I assure you,
WeWork最辉煌的日子是在未来 WeWork's best days are ahead.
谢谢大家的时间 回去工作吧 Thank you for your time. Go back to work.
（两天后）
我们完了 We're fucked.
我们完了 We're fucked!
我从造浪池公司撤资了 卖掉了"空中大麻" I divested from the wave pool company, sold "Air Cannabis,"
或其他什么他给那破飞机起的名字 whatever he was calling that fucking jet.
关闭了该死的学校 我们依然亏损严重 Got rid of that goddamn school, and we're still bleeding money
可谓血流成河了 out of our fucking tits.
我们必须采取措施 We need to do something.
裁员 Layoffs.
裁员意味着资遣 资遣意味着要花钱 Layoffs means severance. Severance means money.
我们没有 我们炒人都炒不起 We don't have...We can't afford to fucking fire people,
这就是我们现在的处境 请进 that's how fucked we are...Yes?
半小时后有董事会会议 你该动身了 You have the board meeting in a half-hour. You should get going.
好 Okay.
好 来吧 Okay. Come on.
我们得做点什么 说点什么 哥们 We gotta do something, gotta say something, boy.
总得说点什么 Gotta say something.
我不知道 I don't know what...
亚当会怎么做 What would Adam do?
我们需要现金 就这么简单 We need cash. Simple as that.
我们需要现金 否则WeWork就没钱了 We need cash or WeWork's gonna run out of money.
-还能撑多久 -不到两个月 -When? -Under two months.
什么 真的 What? Are you serious?
我们怎么会现在才发现 这怎么可能 How are we finding out about this now? How is that possible?
说吧 米格尔 你来告诉他们 你和亚当 Go on, Miguel. Why don't you tell them how you and Adam
是怎么导致这一局面的 cocked this whole thing up?
我们在首次公开募股之前加速扩张 We accelerated expansion ahead of the IPO.
好吧 Okay.
建筑费用很高 尤其是在赶工期的情况下 Construction is expensive, especially when you're trying to rush it.
-是 当然 -那还用说 -Yeah. Of course. -No shit.
想让市场刮目相看的人是你们 所以 You were the guys who wanted to impress the markets, so...
好了 这情况到此为止 All right, that...that stops now.
不再开新的共享办公楼了 No more new locations.
我们已经签好租约了 We already signed the leases.
老天 Oh, Jesus.
多少份 How many?
我们是要翻一番的 We're doubling in size.
-太蠢了 -暂停 你说翻一番 -That's fucking stupid. -Time out. Time out! You said double?
好了 这样 All right, all right. So...
我们现在的处境有点难 对吧 We're in a bit of a pickle, aren't we?
我们需要几十亿美元的资金 对吧 We need billions of dollars, right?
而且是接下来的八周内就要 我们都认识些什么人 And we need it in the next eight weeks, so who do we know?
我们至少有一个投资人的资金足够雄厚 能做到这一点 Well, we have at least one investor with pockets deep enough to do that.
软银 SoftBank.
他们现在不会投资了 亚当掌握控制权的话就不会 They won't come in now. Not while Adam has the controlling vote.
他辞去了首席执行官职务 He's stepped down as CEO,
但这混蛋依然掌握着大部分股权 but the prick still has the majority of shares.
就是说无论他是不是 首席执行官 我们不能推翻他的投票 Which means, CEO or not, we can't override his vote.
该死 Shit.
这个混蛋 That fucking wanker.
（三天前）
钱不重要 Money doesn't matter.
说这话的都是从来不缺钱的人 The only people who say that are the ones who always had it.
也许钱太多了和完全没钱一样糟糕 And maybe having too much is just as bad as not having any at all.
相信我 亲爱的 Trust me, motek.
不是这样的 It's not.
唯一比我更了解这一点的人 And the only one who knows that more than me
就是孙正义 is Masa.
明白他的目的了吧 You see what he's doing here, right?
亚当知道孙正义 想为第二支愿景基金筹集一千亿美元 Adam knows Masa is trying to raise $100 billion for Vision Fund 2.
如果第一支愿景基金中 最有价值的那笔投资破产的话 That's going to be impossible if the fucking crown jewel
那第二支基金筹款的事 就没戏了 对不对 of Vision Fund 1 has gone bankrupt, right?
是 但如果WeWork破产了 Yeah, but if WeWork goes bankrupt,
亚当所有的业主都会去找他 all of Adam's lenders are coming for him.
他会失去一切的 He'll lose everything.
那么问题就只剩一个了 不是吗 Well, I guess it comes down to one question then, doesn't it?
不好意思 什么问题 Sorry, what question?
谁先让步 Who's gonna blink first?
（孙正义来电）
正义 Masa.
你比我疯狂 You're the crazier one.
我给你五亿 你把股票全部抛出 500 million for you to sell your shares.
亚当 Adam?
你还在听吗 Are you still there?
在 Yes.
你听到我提的条件了吗 Did you hear my offer?
听到了 Yes.
所以呢 Well?
不行 No.
他说什么了 What did he say?
他提了个条件 他会再提一个的 He made an offer. He'll make another one.
你确定 Are you sure?
一场高风险的对峙正在幕后上演 A high-stakes standoff is playing out behind closed doors
这将会决定WeWork的命运 over the fate of WeWork.
（孙正义 六亿五千万美元请你走人）
（孙正义来电）
喂 Yes?
亚当诺伊曼基本上毫发无伤地 Adam Neumann essentially getting to ride off
走出了这次危机 就像你刚刚所说的那样 into the sunset, like you said there, with a golden parachute.
（软银股价因救助WeWork而下跌）
这笔交易包括九亿七千五百万美元 This deal includes $975 million
用于购买诺伊曼所拥有的股票 for a cap-out to buy shares that Neumann owns,
五亿美元的贷款 $500 million for a loan
（软银向WeWork注入五十亿）
以及一亿八千五百万美元的"咨询费" and $185 million for a "consulting fee."
他现在将退出董事会 He's now going to step down from the board,
此举会让软银 掌握这家陷入困境的公司80%股权 and this will see SoftBank take 80% of this troubled company.
我们已经看到部分员工忧心忡忡 We're already seeing some employees really worried
不知道给亚当诺伊曼 付这么一大笔钱意味着什么 about what this massive payout for Adam Neumann means.
（纽约州 劳工部 失业登记）
（首席品牌 丽贝卡诺依）
（肯尼迪机场）
（以色列 死海）
看到了吗 See?
这就是我们需要的一切 This is all we need.
海水 阳光 空气 我们 Water, sun, air, us.
我感觉重生了 I feel reborn.
怎么了 What?
刚刚收到电邮 Just got the email.
正式确定了 It's official.
怎么 Ho...
这是WeGrow学校的所有权 It's the rights for the curriculum for WeGrow.
我为你买的 I bought them for you.
当然了 我们不能使用WeGrow这个名字 Of course, we can't use the name WeGrow,
但我知道你能另外想一个的 but I know you'll think of something.
太谢谢你了 Thank you so much.
不 谢谢你 No, thank you. Thank you.
等等 亲爱的 亚当 你的游泳镜 Oh, wait, honey. Adam, your goggles.
别担心我 我了解死海 Don't worry about me. I know the Dead Sea.
我以前是海军 I'm an old Navy man.
好 请小心 盐分很高 当心眼睛 务必 Okay, just please. The salt, your eyes, just...
你好吗 要不要看爸爸游泳 How are you doing? Do you want to watch your daddy swim?
要看我游吗 我要去找鲸鱼 好 You want to watch me? I'm going look for a whale. Okay.
我会给你抓一条回来 看着吧 I'm going to bring one back for you. You watch!
（孙正义来电）
亚当 Adam!
喂 Hello?
丽贝卡 你好吗 Oh, Rebekah. How are you?
特拉维夫怎么样 How is Tel Aviv?
很好 Good.
好 我找亚当 Good. I'm looking for Adam.
是 他刚刚去游泳了 Yeah. He just went for a swim,
你要留言吗 but do you want to leave a message?
不 不留言 只想问个问题 No, no. No message. Just a question.
问你的 For you.
好 Okay.
打起架来谁能赢 聪明的人还是疯狂的人 Who wins in a fight? The smart one or the crazy one?
什么 What?
打起架来谁能赢 Who wins in a fight?
聪明的人还是疯狂的人 The smart one or the crazy one?
聪明的人 The smart one.
你比你丈夫聪明 You're smarter than your husband.
他回答疯狂的人 He said the crazy one.
但这是个陷阱问题 But it's a trick question.
答案既不是聪明的人 也不是疯狂的人 It's not the smart one or the crazy one.
那是谁 Then who?
是最有钱的那个人 The one with all the money.
我不明白 你什么 I-I don't understand, what are you...
你们永远也得不到那份买断合同 You will never get that buyout package.
一分钱也得不到 Not a single penny.
我会确保这一点的 I will make sure of it.
你和亚当谈好了的 You and Adam have a deal.
下次我们的谈话将会通过律师 The next time we speak will be through lawyers.
孙 Ma...
亚 A...
亚当 Adam.
亚当 Adam. Adam. Adam.
亚当 钱 Adam, the money.
钱 The money!
我的眼睛 My eyes. My eyes!
-亚当 钱 -我看不见了 -Adam, the money! -I can't see!
-亚当 -我的眼睛 我看不见了 -Adam! -My eyes, I can't see.
我看不见了 I can't see.
亚当 钱 Adam! The money!
请帮帮我们 Help us! Please!
（亚当状告软银）
（WeWork董事会状告软银）
（WeWork员工状告亚当）
（以及软银）
（2021年10月21日 WeWork终于上市了）
（估值九十亿美元 比巅峰期低了三百八十亿）
（亚当的净资产一度高达二十三亿美元）
（很多前WeWork员工一无所获）
（米格尔于2020年6月离开了WeWork）
（他和亚当共同庆祝了WeWork的上市）
（丽贝卡打算开办一所新学校）
（缩写是S.O.L.F.L.）
（意为一辈子生活的学生）
（也可理解为"充满灵魂"）
（亚当投资了一家新公司）
（公司的简介是"生活的未来"）
我大约九年前认识丽贝卡时 When I met Rebekah about nine years ago,
她那时是我女朋友 我的体重比现在大约轻9公斤 and then she was my girlfriend, um, I weighed about 20 pounds less than today.
我那时一天抽两包烟 I was smoking two packs of cigarettes a day,
有很多不健康的习惯 I had a lot of very unhealthy habits.
尽管我喜欢夸夸其谈 但我并没有什么可炫耀的 And even though I was a big talker, I had nothing to show for it.
她对我说的第一句话是"你满口谎话" The first thing she told me is, 'You're full of shit.''
这是第一句 That was the first thing.
"你把自己吹得天花乱坠 却连我的晚餐都请不起" "You talk like you are all that, you literally can't even buy me dinner."
她说"虽然这 我确实相信 She said, "Even though this...I do believe in equality
男女平等" 她说 between men and women." She said,
"你请一次晚餐也没关系 这不是坏事" "It's okay if you paid for dinner one time, it's not a bad thing."
因为我会出于礼貌提出自己付钱 然后他就会接受 Because I would offer to pay, being polite, and he would accept.
这对美国女孩来说非常奇怪 Which just was completely strange for an American girl.
她还 对我说 And she said...she said to me,
"你要立刻停止追求错误的东西 "If you don't immediately stop chasing the wrong thing,
找到自己真正的热情所在 actually find your passion,
找到对你有意义的事 find what it is that makes a difference for you.
然后把这件事和你最爱的东西相结合" Find, and then take that, mix it with what you do, what you love at the most."
我的热情在于把人们聚到一起 Which in my case is bringing people together.
而我喜欢的东西是建筑物 我不知道为什么 And I do happen to love buildings, I don't know why.
"如果你不能找到方法 把这两者结合在一起 "If you don't find a way to bring these two things together
并为世人做点真正有意义的事 and really do something meaningful for the world,
那么不仅你的创业永远不会成功 not only will nothing you do never really work,
而且即使成功 你也永远不会有成就感" even if something did work, you'll never feel fulfilled."
她说"我建议你放下手头的一切 She said, "My suggestion for you is, drop everything you're doing,
去找个真正的事业 go find something real.
不要担心底线 因为那不重要 Stop worrying about the bottom line, because it's not about that.
把成功和成就 重新定义为比自己更重要的东西 Redefine success and fulfillment as something greater than yourself,
其他一切都会随之而来的" 我得说 我全都照做了 and the rest will follow." I have to say, I did all of that.
-丽贝卡 我想谢谢你 -亚当 亲爱的 -Rebekah, I want to say thank you. -Adam, my love.
-没有你 我什么也不是 -说得好 -I'd be nothing without you. -Well put.